Winning, so hard in the first term! Here's a quick rundown:
- got a 1.5 trillion dollar budget passed
We need this to keep our military strong! Yes, I know it was promised that we would stop protecting assholes worldwide, but trump has come to realize diplomacy is hard and printing presses can help you afford anything! Besides, who would want to leave israel undefended?
- criminal justice reform with Jared Kushner and Kim Kardashian
Yes, you heard it right! Our greatest minds, a jewish property developer and a coal burning slut (neither with experience in politics) approached our dear leader with a great plan to let out violent chimps! And trump, being the adamant non racist he is of course was agreeable. The worst thing to be is racist!
Listen, I know we were promised a big wall across the whole length with Mexico paying for it, but that was hard. Nevermind it was 1/4 the cost of the Israeli aid bill he passed. Besides, you can't blame trump. He put Kushner in charge of these artistic metal slats!
Teaming up with, once again, dear Jared Kushner (see a pattern? Just a cohencidence! ), Trump once again helped us Americans respect jews! College campuses used to be nazi rallies. I know, I saw the antisemetic left marching on fox news! Free speech rights are a small price to pay for a bill that recognizes our blessed kikes as dual citizens formally and protects israel from criticism. You'd be antisemetic to think otherwise!
I'll make this a series I think, overviewing a collection of "wins" from the previous term.
I just think you guys dont know how much we have been winning and stomping these evil bigots who have no place in MAGA!
Winning, so hard in the first term! Here's a quick rundown:
- got a 1.5 trillion dollar budget passed
We need this to keep our military strong! Yes, I know it was promised that we would stop protecting assholes worldwide, but trump has come to realize diplomacy is hard and printing presses can help you afford anything! Besides, who would want to leave israel *undefended*?
- criminal justice reform with Jared Kushner and Kim Kardashian
Yes, you heard it right! Our greatest minds, a jewish property developer and a coal burning slut (neither with experience in politics) approached our dear leader with a great plan to let out violent chimps! And trump, being the adamant non racist he is of course was agreeable. The worst thing to be is racist!
- the border wall
Listen, I know we were promised a big wall across the whole length with Mexico paying for it, but that was hard. Nevermind it was 1/4 the cost of the Israeli aid bill he passed. Besides, you can't blame trump. He put Kushner in charge of these artistic metal slats!
- fighting antisemitism
Teaming up with, once again, dear Jared Kushner (see a pattern? Just a cohencidence! ), Trump once again helped us Americans respect jews! College campuses used to be nazi rallies. I know, I saw the antisemetic left marching on fox news! Free speech rights are a small price to pay for a bill that recognizes our blessed kikes as dual citizens formally and protects israel from criticism. You'd be antisemetic to think otherwise!
I'll make this a series I think, overviewing a collection of "wins" from the previous term.
I just think you guys dont know how much we *have* been winning and stomping these evil bigots who have no place in MAGA!
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