Shit. Have you eaten any of it?
And more importantly, who was it delivered by?
Is the return address Omaha Steaks as well?
In November I had a birthday, and I did have a major health crisis not to long, but the food starting coming 2 months before both.
Hell yes, its delicious. Best quality food on the market. I tried to give some to my frail, elderly neighbor, but he is to busy getting high on cocaine and meth all night, with hookers. He wont eat anything.
Return address is Omaha steaks, and is delivered by UPS
That is so weird. I was thinking maybe someone was trying to poison you.
Did you have a birthday or anniversary recently? Important promotion at work? Anything worth congratulating?
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