He plays guitar! He's awesome!
Ah, but there is a problem with this proposal; namely that due to circumstances involving the personality of the party of the first part - "TheBuddha", "Buddha", etc. - and the personality of the party of the second part - "ThatOneChink" - and prior interactions between the aforementioned, that events have developed in a manner so as to ensure that the party of the second part has been instilled with an understanding both thorough and comprehensive that the party of the first part possesses characteristics such that their person, as a whole, may be freely and openly compared in nature to that of a genital.
Which is to say; they're a cunt, and I don't like them.
What's happening?
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