I wouldn't give a shit. Hyperbole is commonly used but rarely meant to be taken literally. Kinda like... "Trump is Literally HItler"? The only problem I see is that your average negro bug chasing scat fetishist, such as yourself Mr. Lemon, probably thinks hyperbole is a new menu option at KFC.

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