No, I mean he's an informant. It's just some dude in a bird suit.
Drops cigar to the ground dear GOD. How is that even possible? Are YOU even real?
Are YOU even real?
Of course not. Birds aren't real.
EVERYTHING IS A LIE! IS THE EARTH EVEN EGG SHAPED? Eggs come from BIRDS. AH the rabbit hole goes too deep! I need air!
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