Drops cigar to the ground dear GOD. How is that even possible? Are YOU even real?
Are YOU even real?
Of course not. Birds aren't real.
EVERYTHING IS A LIE! IS THE EARTH EVEN EGG SHAPED? Eggs come from BIRDS. AH the rabbit hole goes too deep! I need air!
Sit down, have a drink of this...now, doesn't that feel better? There's no use in looking for rabbit holes, you'll never see the sun if you do that...assuming the sun is real, of course.
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