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falls to knees noooOOOO!!!!!!! Well, time to break the news to my fiance and start a harem -_- hope these bitches are hotter than me P_P thats how that works right???
*falls to knees* noooOOOO!!!!!!! Well, time to break the news to my fiance and start a harem -_- hope these bitches are hotter than me P_P thats how that works right???
Ehh. no need to tell him, just start building the harem. He'll probably be cool with it... for a while anyway.
Ehh. no need to tell him, just start building the harem. He'll probably be [cool](#bacon) with it... for a while anyway.
fiancé walks into the shop, roughly 10 hot bitches are taking turn making out
HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
20 years later, he has fatherd 50+ children. The harem sits with him in the hospital with tears in their eyes
Doctor, is it terminal? Can anything be done for him?
The doctor, still perplexed, spoke slowly "His penis cannot be reattached, it has fallen clean off. We can... preserve it for you if you would like to take it....home...with you..."
*fiancé walks into the shop, roughly 10 hot bitches are taking turn making out*
HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
*20 years later, he has fatherd 50+ children. The harem sits with him in the hospital with tears in their eyes*
Doctor, is it terminal? Can anything be done for him?
The doctor, still perplexed, spoke slowly "His penis cannot be reattached, it has fallen clean off. We can... preserve it for you if you would like to take it....home...with you..."
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