Ehh. no need to tell him, just start building the harem. He'll probably be cool with it... for a while anyway.
fiancé walks into the shop, roughly 10 hot bitches are taking turn making out
HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
20 years later, he has fatherd 50+ children. The harem sits with him in the hospital with tears in their eyes
Doctor, is it terminal? Can anything be done for him?
The doctor, still perplexed, spoke slowly "His penis cannot be reattached, it has fallen clean off. We can... preserve it for you if you would like to take it....home...with you..."
karen is a taxidermist, and sherry is a ceramicist
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