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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

Oh man, I could almost blush, I'm so honored a niche meme found footing in this subpoal. finally, a tasty rainbow

(Edit:) if y'all dont like granny smiths, aint non of you had a good woman cook you a tasty apple crisp. I'll damn go down to the store and get stuff for one just so y'all have to drool at the pictures wondering just how tasty it is.

[–] • 1 pt

I’d let you bake me apples anytime, if you promise not to tell my wife! Just kidding, I’d only eat another woman’s apples with her permission. Even at that it’s dangerous territory… best I stay away from other women’s apples.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

lol, its only weird if you make it awkward xD i never used to have an issue hanging out with other guys even when in relationships because i know i'm not a shmuck, so it almost doesnt matter if the other guy is cuz i know where to draw the line and say "NO. Down BOY."

now that i'm older and engaged and have a baby i've got a bit of a different perspective, and even if things are going well with a hangout i feel slightly awkward for some reason if its just me and another guy, even if we are both married to separate people. I'd preffer for my mate to be there, but thats always true anyways since i like his company.

TLDR: I'd do a double date with y'all, something like a potluck. I'm a bit of a show off and people like to be impressed by food so its a win win

[–] • 1 pt

Haha, my wife is not as nuts as I pretend she is. How old is your little one?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Netflix has a documentary on the great new American Apple.

https://pic8.co/sh/gNfRMv.jpeg

Also, honey-crisp for the win.

And lastly…. There was a guy who was a modern day Johnny Appleseed. He was collecting all the different varieties. Cataloging then our planting then…. Let me see if I can’t find his story.

Edit: that was easy. https://www.themeateater.com/conservation/anthropology/the-modern-day-johnny-appleseed

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck you and the honeycrisp you ride in on!

[–] • 0 pt

The only thing better than honey crisp is whatever grows in my back yard. You can take your gala-granny smith-red delicious loving ass and fuck off.

[–] • 1 pt

Woah, I know I spoke harshly, but to call me a red delicious lover… you’ve gone too far. As the prophet bugs bunny spake, “of course you know, this means war.”

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I gotta hit this guy up whenever i get some land, he knows where its at.