Corollary: Do not cross a fence without knowing why it is there. In my younger years working on a survey crew, I did so on one memorable occasion. We had consent to be on the land, but the owner failed to tell the party chief what the isolated pasture in his piece of forested land contained. The 5 foot barbed topped welded wire panel fence contained his ostriches - a fact I learned about 10 seconds after scaling and descending it. A small flock of 7 or 8 was about 50 yards away when I first spied them headed my way in steady fashion.
I went back over that fence much faster than I initially went over it.
Ostrich. Never a more foul tempered creature will you meet.
Oh good. I'm considering getting a couple as guard critters.
May the gods have mercy upon you.
Fuck those birds indeed.
Fuck those birds indeed.
With a baseball bat.
Cyclists chased by ostrich (youtu.be).
Today I also learned: Ostriches think they are cyclists.