Actually, the whitest thing I can think of is being concerned about racism. Nig nogs and such are opposed to racism, but when white people and non-whites (except maybe East Asians) say, "Don't be racist," it means two totally different things. When white people say it, it means, "Don't be racist to others." When people of shit say it, it means, "Don't be racist against me." Nig nogs, for example, do not give a fuck if you say racist things about chinks or spics. If you're like, "Ching ching chong. Ching ching chong. I can't understand you, you fucking chink," niggers will just laugh at that. You can also be like, "halo senor, I jump the border... eat taco... yum yum," they will just laugh at that too.