Here lies Jim, died of a sneeze.
Here lies Jim, died of a sneeze.
My older brother terrified me when I was about 10. He told me that if I pushed my finger into my belly button and sneezed my cock and balls would fall off. Then he told me that if I sat on the toilet pooped and peed at the same time my belly button would pop out and I would bleed to death. Yeah, sure. Same guy who told me that if I masturbated I would go blind and deaf. He got better after he grew up, but I am sort of half-blind and somewhat deaf, soooooo IDK.
My older brother terrified me when I was about 10. He told me that if I pushed my finger into my belly button and sneezed my cock and balls would fall off. Then he told me that if I sat on the toilet pooped and peed at the same time my belly button would pop out and I would bleed to death. Yeah, sure. Same guy who told me that if I masturbated I would go blind and deaf. He got better after he grew up, but I am sort of half-blind and somewhat deaf, soooooo IDK.
Can confirm. I popped a rib last week sneezing. It hurts to sneeze and cough, I caught a cold 2 days later. Life sux right now
Can confirm. I popped a rib last week sneezing. It hurts to sneeze and cough, I caught a cold 2 days later. Life sux right now
you can die from almost anything
you can die from almost anything
This was written by an actual retard or an African.
This was written by an actual retard or an African.
the two are not mutually exclusive
the two are not mutually exclusive
Becuase holding in sneezes is how covid get to your brain to kill you.
Becuase holding in sneezes is how covid get to your brain to kill you.
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