Rapid antigen tests which are superior and don't involve having your cranial cavity punctured cost $10 and you can pick them up from (((CVS, Walgreens, Wal-Mart, et al.)))
Superior in that it is just as fake but slightly less gay.
Do they really puncture when they do the test?
You get penetrated with a long Q tip. It is strange because you'd think a mouth swab would be sufficient given how contagious everyone makes it seem.
Oh, well fuck that.
Never took a test, never will.
How else are they going to get the bioweapon in you? Uhhh errrr ummm make sure your negative?
If done incorrectly, like some little girl in a post on here a couple of weeks ago. Ancient Egyptian Slave punishment(https://documentcloud.adobe.com/link/track?uri=urn:aaid:scds:US:4978aaee-9b25-44e3-9be2-a7a39451a0db)
Ask @maroonsaint
He needs to send me a picture of his gape.
But will they get you past the (((vax mandates)))?
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