You get penetrated with a long Q tip. It is strange because you'd think a mouth swab would be sufficient given how contagious everyone makes it seem.
Oh, well fuck that.
Never took a test, never will.
RIGHT NOW I should be at the Chive private dinner for Gold & Silver coin holders which is being held not 80 mile from where I type this. Bought the ticket....($10 for charity) to go, exited as all get out as I rarely leave the ranch because I have so many animals to care for, instead I sit at home, alone, typing in front of a friking screen....why? BECAUSE YOU HAD TO TEST OR BE VAXXINATED TO GO!
SHit.
The Gold, Silver, and Black Coin-Holder Dinner is an exclusive event held by John Resig preceding the annual Chive Charities Green Gala. It is a night of good food, good drinks, and good times, and it's all on us as a token (get it?) of our appreciation for being a member of our rare coin-holders.
And obedience to a cult.
Not worth supporting.
sounds gay. do you have to prove your sheckles are real too?
Hi - five! (youtu.be)
How else are they going to get the bioweapon in you? Uhhh errrr ummm make sure your negative?
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