DAMN IT!
But wait, I was wearing a condom as a hat at the time, so I should be protected, right?
I have bad news for you. You now have superJewAIDS. Your foreskin and credit score are already gone. More advanced case destroy your civilization.
Well fuck.
Now I have to go to Africa to find one of those witch doctor guys to cure me!
They'll just tell you to rape an infant, that's their goto cure for everything over there. Fucking Nigger Magic, man.
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