They're Jewish, they've all probably beaten you to it. Get tested for VDs immediately.
DAMN IT!
But wait, I was wearing a condom as a hat at the time, so I should be protected, right?
I have bad news for you. You now have superJewAIDS. Your foreskin and credit score are already gone. More advanced case destroy your civilization.
Well fuck.
Now I have to go to Africa to find one of those witch doctor guys to cure me!
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