Witty One Liners and Best Insults Contest - We'll have the dirtiest, meanest, nastiest, rudest, most brutal burns, comebacks, and verbal bitch slaps anywhere on the netisphere.

[–] • 1 pt

No we won't. You're not clever enough.

[–] • 1 pt

I bet you got a face like a big bag full of tiny dicks.

[–] • 0 pt

You're not clever enough.

I bet you got a face like a big bag full of tiny dicks.

Thank you for proving my point.

This is fun. Great sub!

[–] • 1 pt

Well, your mother is fat.

[–] • 3 pts

Well, your mother is fat.

The urn containing her ashes could come up with a better retort than that.

[–] • 4 pts

The urn containing her ashes could come up with a better retort than that.

I just got burnt worse than she did

[–] • 2 pts

Thats a 55 gallon drum not an urn