Witty One Liners and Best Insults Contest - We'll have the dirtiest, meanest, nastiest, rudest, most brutal burns, comebacks, and verbal bitch slaps anywhere on the netisphere.

[–] • 3 pts

Well, your mother is fat.

The urn containing her ashes could come up with a better retort than that.

[–] • 4 pts

The urn containing her ashes could come up with a better retort than that.

I just got burnt worse than she did

[–] • 2 pts

I just got burnt worse than she did

Makes you feel kinda like you lived through the Hall of Cost, doesn't it?

[–] • 3 pts

Fuck, that reminds me.

I left my oven on four years ago and accidentally incinerated six million totino's pizza rolls. I don't even know how that's possible.

[–] • 2 pts

Thats a 55 gallon drum not an urn

[–] • 1 pt

Thats a 55 gallon drum not an urn

LOL. Nice. I don't have a rejoinder for that one.