Witty One Liners and Best Insults Contest - We'll have the dirtiest, meanest, nastiest, rudest, most brutal burns, comebacks, and verbal bitch slaps anywhere on the netisphere.

[–] • 2 pts

I just got burnt worse than she did

Makes you feel kinda like you lived through the Hall of Cost, doesn't it?

[–] • 3 pts

Fuck, that reminds me.

I left my oven on four years ago and accidentally incinerated six million totino's pizza rolls. I don't even know how that's possible.

[–] • 1 pt

I left my oven on four years ago and accidentally incinerated six million totino's pizza rolls. I don't even know how that's possible.

Not the Totinos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!