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Not Yoda re-incarnated. Know this because both were alive at same time.

Likely not Yoda's kid ... Jedi generally do not have kids + Yoda 800 plus yrs old, not having kids at that point

Not Yoda re-incarnated. Know this because both were alive at same time. Likely not Yoda's kid ... Jedi generally do not have kids + Yoda 800 plus yrs old, not having kids at that point

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I'd wack that little piece of shit on the head and turn it on a spit. Beer basted.

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You say that until you meet him....

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Meet him? Like in real life meet him? I'm very practical. Pretty sure I'd still eat 'em.

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Show 'em to girls and they'll invite you over for much more free food and sex.

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Then you'll take him with you on your space ship and show Baby Yoda to all the girls on different planets to help you get laid.

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Dude...straight up....if you need baby yoda(can't believe I had to type that) to get laid...you don't deserve to get laid. Nature would say no to that.

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Son, with Baby Yoda you have to expend almost zero energy to get a girl willing.