That "baby" was 50 years old in episode 1. Your'e right in that this puts them as being alive at the same time, since the new story takes place after the Empire falls.
I'd wack that little piece of shit on the head and turn it on a spit. Beer basted.
You say that until you meet him....
Meet him? Like in real life meet him? I'm very practical. Pretty sure I'd still eat 'em.
Show 'em to girls and they'll invite you over for much more free food and sex.
Then you'll take him with you on your space ship and show Baby Yoda to all the girls on different planets to help you get laid.
Dude...straight up....if you need baby yoda(can't believe I had to type that) to get laid...you don't deserve to get laid. Nature would say no to that.
Son, with Baby Yoda you have to expend almost zero energy to get a girl willing.
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