I got a better one. Probably shouldnt even say it cause its embarrassing but im drinking so fuck. We have these small little bees around here that are total dicks. We call them "sweat bees" Their sting isnt very potent at all, but still these fuckers go out of their way to sting you. Theyre complete assfucks. I was pissing outside a couple years ago and looking off into the woods not paying attention to my dick. I pull my foreskin back when im pissing and i didnt know one landed on the head of my dick. Got dobe pissing and rolled my foreskin right over top of one of the cocksuckers trapping him in there and got stung. Like i said, they got weak stings, but still it sucked. Wished i was a kike for a minute. Anyway, thats my dick pain story. Fuck you.