In 42 days.
Mother bitch fuck cunt
Sometimes life gives you lemons.
When life gives you lemons infect other people with aids
I got a better one. Probably shouldnt even say it cause its embarrassing but im drinking so fuck. We have these small little bees around here that are total dicks. We call them "sweat bees" Their sting isnt very potent at all, but still these fuckers go out of their way to sting you. Theyre complete assfucks. I was pissing outside a couple years ago and looking off into the woods not paying attention to my dick. I pull my foreskin back when im pissing and i didnt know one landed on the head of my dick. Got dobe pissing and rolled my foreskin right over top of one of the cocksuckers trapping him in there and got stung. Like i said, they got weak stings, but still it sucked. Wished i was a kike for a minute. Anyway, thats my dick pain story. Fuck you.
Not sure how long, but the clock won't start until you get it outta there
Sheit
Have you managed to get it back out of the zipper?
it will if you go to dah bafhouse in your nearest city.
also take a roofie b4 you go inside
I need a bath anyway. Thanks fam
Are we talking about the beans? Or the frank? (youtube.com)
Both!
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