Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2025 Poal.co

354

I was in a very small room.

The alligator was only 2-3 feet long and was very slowly crawling towards me, It's mouth was side open. I knew I was in danger, but I also had this weird sense that it was a pet, which it clearly was not.

Then from the other side a larger crocodile started scurrying towards me and got very close with its mouth open. Now I was cornered.

A 2 foot long screwdriver magically appeared in my hand. I poked the alligator and crocodile in the nose, wounding both of them, but they kept creeping towards me, mouths open, hissing. I used the screwdriver to fling the alligator on top of the crocodile, hoping they wouldn't get along.

It didn't work. They lunged at me.

The next thing I know I've jumped out of bed, landed on my night table, laptop, and a laundry hamper. Injured myself pretty badly. Bunch of lacerations and I think I broke my toe.

What the fuck.

I was in a very small room. The alligator was only 2-3 feet long and was very slowly crawling towards me, It's mouth was side open. I knew I was in danger, but I also had this weird sense that it was a pet, which it clearly was not. Then from the other side a larger crocodile started scurrying towards me and got very close with its mouth open. Now I was cornered. A 2 foot long screwdriver magically appeared in my hand. I poked the alligator and crocodile in the nose, wounding both of them, but they kept creeping towards me, mouths open, hissing. I used the screwdriver to fling the alligator on top of the crocodile, hoping they wouldn't get along. It didn't work. They lunged at me. The next thing I know I've jumped out of bed, landed on my night table, laptop, and a laundry hamper. Injured myself pretty badly. Bunch of lacerations and I think I broke my toe. What the fuck.

(post is archived)

[–] • 0 pt

Broken toes are so annoying. The only bone in my body I've ever broken is a bone in my toe, coming up the stairs in my bare feet. The asshole who built the stairs did not make all the risers the exact same height. Result, it's easy to catch your foot on them.

Ordinarily sleep paralysis prevents us from falling out of bed when we have nightmares, but sometimes we can overpower it. I did it once myself while sleeping on top of the bed without blankets over me. I rolled out of danger in my dream, and rolled off the end of the bed.

[–] • 0 pt

I don't think it's broken now that I iced it. I smashed the nail and sprained it. No broken bones so far.