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I hear the best shrimp configuration for nuclear calibration is in a toroidal shape. This can be approximated by placing them closely packed together draped over the rim of a circular glass bowl. Fill the bowl with a blend of ketchup and horseradish to serve as a moderator. If activity is too high, remove a shrimp and a small portion of moderator. Do with them what you will.

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Ah yes, the classic Shrimp Ring Reactor. I’ve found that adding a celery stick control rod helps stabilize the flavor profile. Just don’t let the cocktail sauce reach critical mass—last time it vaporized my appetizer tray.