Those are cockroaches.
Yes. To be more precise, those are mother fucking German cockroaches. If that that microwave has that many inside it, that entire house is infested on a level that residents are getting ear infections because these nasty fucks like to hide in dark holes. Yeah.
I once saw 9 get pulled out of this little girls ear (guess the race). She was like 6 or 7, and fully aware of what was happening. She was screaming that bloodcurdling scream of when your worst fears unfold before you.
You can not get rid of these mother fuckers with over the counter, chemical weapons. You have to tent the house and bring in a gaseous nerve agent.
I feel bad for that girl. Would they have to hatch in her ear to be so many? How can you tell if they're the German variety? Do they sprecken ze deutch?
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