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"Roman said he still doesn’t know who did it. The best theory he could come up with is that a housekeeping service mistakenly went to the wrong address and showed up at his house."

My house next?

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Would be nice if this could spread, we would have serial cleaners instead of serial killers?

Police Captain: "Damn it men, that's the 5th case this month with the same MO"

Detective: "Whenever he breaks into a place he....he power washes their driveway..."

[–] 1 pt

^ So much this, what do we have to do to make this a thing?

[–] 1 pt

Well I know a lot of serial killers have gotten into it because the media starts making a big deal about it and other potential killers see how much attention this stuff gets and they decide to do it themselves. You know, like 'copy-cat killers'

All we have to do is get a few of us to start breaking into homes and clean them, once it gets national media attention it's practically guaranteed to spread.

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I am pretty sure that this was predicted by a Terry Pratchett book as an "anti-crime" but I can't remember which Pratchett book described it. Possibly the one with the Egyptian Pharaoh with assassin training.