Seems like a strange thing to write a satire article on, but there's a significant chance that this is fake news.

That's exactly what they want people to believe, that's the point of making that fake satire article, so people come to the conclusion that there's nothing to that smithsonian story, while in reality, we all know smithsonians are fucking pieces of shit running the biggest coverup of all times, since decades now, and they want to get away with it, but they won't...