and what did you do to this poor girl?
I find the blue light calming, the anal probe on the other hand.....
Ok so back-story to the current ongoing joke between my daughter and myself.
We do beach fitness walks(I'm a post heart attack guy) and I'm really pleased that ass bikinis are back in style. So I'm always making inappropriate sexual remarks about the various women we pass along the way. Well, I really needed to take a shit at the end of our walk... actually for the last quarter mile of our walk ... and we got close to the bathrooms and there was this chick laying in a bikini. But she was like half-starved, so I leaned over and said, "She's got anorexia." Then I'm in she shitter(thank you Jesus) and I'm back out and she's perturbed at my comment. She thought I said, "I got an erection." If it's the last thing I do, I will never let her live it down. "She's got anorexia" != "I got an erection," pervy little slut-daughter who likes to pose like Daddy's weird.
edit: WTF was she thinking? The sexiest rib cage in the whole concentration camp? I got an erection?
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