Obviously this is J.K. Rowling's fault somehow.
That’s weird and creepy….
This time I heard a very freaky, very evil-sounding chuckle. I looked in the direction of the sound and standing there about 50 yards from my son and I was what I can only describe as a gnome. That thing grinned at us and the creepy grin spread from ear to ear and its teeth were a gross brown and pointed or jagged. It had a bulbous nose and large, deep-set eyes, though I really couldn’t tell the color of them.
black. it was black. It's not some kind of cryptid, it's a cracked out nigger.
This is to deflect from the elf problem.
Elves make up 13% of the mythical creature population yet they comit 52% of violent crime. EXPLAIN THIS.
There's no place like gnome.
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