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I wonder if they argue about how gets to suck and one of them just sits there awkwardly rolling her eyes and sighing when she gets left out.

it's weird too.. in the physiology the each have a heart so what would happen if one had a heart attack?

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They teach elementary school. I wonder how that works? I appreciate them as human beings, but I’m a middle-aged man and a bitch with two heads on one bitch would freak me the fuck out, so I can’t picture this not being traumatizing (at least initially) to a classroom of 1st Graders. There should be some sort of “brace yourself” soft intro on the 1st day of class.

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I wonder how many kids on first day have run out of the class terrified. Also I find it odd they would want to be teachers since apparently they hate people having reactions to them or staring according to the article. Being a teacher you're basically front and center to groups daily and walking down crowded hallways.

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Exactly. One will die before the other. What then?

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They have a shared circulatory system, so probably both die.

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Amputate the head maybe? It doesn't make sense because they each have a spine so technically if one dies, the arm and leg on their side is no longer usable either. Also, off topic, but how would the sex work? Do they both have a boyfriend or share one?