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[–] 3 pts

The fact that her husband hasn't reported her missing suggests he may have tripped her off the boat.

[–] 1 pt

Have they tested her sandwich making skills? It would lend a lot to the investigation.

[–] 3 pts

She will slowly start remembering her training over the coming weeks as the feds realise she is still alive and start moving in on her.

The Bourne Feminist

[–] 1 pt

Sadly she does not remember if she had been vaccinated for COVID-19, and does not remember where she keeps her paper vaccination record - or even if she has one! I think the best course of action would be to vaccinate her for COVID-19 just to be safe.

[–] 0 pt

Good point, and was she wearing a mask?

[–] 1 pt

Another person who has a secret they can't tell, so they fake amnesia.

[–] 1 pt

This mysterious condition is being called amnesia. It's the first of its kind. /s

[–] 3 pts

I used to get amnesia when I took too many Xanax bars. So like the first ten times I did Xanax. I thought they were like every other pill I’d had up to that Point. So I would take 2 or 3. I thought it wasn’t even getting me high. Then finally I woke up and saw all the messages I sent on my phone

[–] 0 pt

You roofied yourself.

[–] 0 pt

Pretty much. Xanax is strong as hell

[–] 1 pt

Being kind of ugly makes this less mystifying. If she was beautiful...