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Scooping and spreading water is exactly the opposite of petting the lion.

Scooping and spreading water is exactly the opposite of petting the lion.

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[–] • 2 pts

Once upon a time I visited a guy with big cats in his backyard. I nearly got my finger broken when I tried to touch a tiger and my finger got caught between the tiger and the bars of the cage, ouch, they are built like a rock.

Then I let a leopard lick my finger and I had salt on my finger. The owner warned me that that the rough tongue could grab and hold my finger, pull it into the cat's mouth, and be cut off like scissors with his back incisors.

Don't mess around with these animals.

[–] • 1 pt

Of course, they will not hesitate to murder you on the spot, and have the tools to do it in a gruesome way. They're still kitties though, and kitties like to be petted the right way.

[–] • 2 pts

damn, i was hoping it was a shotgun

[–] • 0 pt

A shotgun wouldn't blow my mind, there's nothing in my head anyway. That's how I become one with the wind, my cave man skull.

[–] • 1 pt

whatever, i'm still disappoint

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

And you will be forever more if you expect anything from me. I have nothing to offer except random words, they just blurt out like I had Tourette's or something. With almost as much cursing!

I just never had anyone to set me straight, so I just wander around lost and confused. Everyone acts like they're too good to teach me a thing or two and quite frankly that kind of self deprecation is off putting.

[–] • 0 pt

This will all be made apparent once your elbow can do positive and negative circles.