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This fucking guy:

  • Ten years ago, while traveling in Costa Rica, he was a passenger in a small plane that crashed in the jungle, killing the pilot, co-pilot and a passenger. Packard sustained multiple serious injuries to his abdomen and upper body. The rescuers that found the remaining five passengers after two nights in the jungle said they wouldn’t have survived another night.
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"Unbreakable 3: The Un-broken-able-est..."

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I mean dude's a lobster diver not a desk jockey. Some people just live more dangerously.

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That's wild. I'm glad he didn't have to cut himself out. When I was a commercial fisherman working around a lot of nets and ropes I would keep a knife strapped on both arms both legs and front and back waist. I couldn't imagine getting sucked up by a whale. Good thing he had air on him already.

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Wow. Got any stories?

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Yeah, give me a minute to wake up I'm still in dream land and it would be painful for everyone to read if I wrote now (I just had two paragraphs written and accidently deleted all of it...)

[–] • 3 pts

He sounds like an Audie Murphy type of guy that keeps ending up in crazy situations and somehow surviving.

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Pun:

What do you call a whale in a sinking boat?

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Dunno. What do you call a whale on 4Chan? A sperg whale!

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A bailing / baleen whale

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I was expecting a recipe.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

It requires a federal permit for professional photographers and researchers to get close to whales underwater

Oy vey! Did he have his get close to whales underwater permit on him?!

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'Oi, yeew daff wee cheeky buggah! WHEAH'S yoah whayyle-wotchin LLLLLLLOOOOICENSE, hah??'

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In my estimation, it's an axiomatic presupposition that Packard needs adopt the archetypal Jonah/Geppeto moniker since he experienced first hand effects of injecting himself into the Lobster Dominance Hierarchy. Bucko.

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So what you're really saying is that he should identify as whale puke?

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And then have himself distilled into the finest of Parisian perfumes.

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Change his name to Precious Hamburgers.

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That is insane.

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This same thing is experienced when @LurkedForever's mother gives blowjobs.

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..... you mean she vomits? Or swallows men whole? Or both? Be more clear with your insults Curmudgeon-Bro.

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be more clear

Okay nigger.

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I know what pisses you off: Ready? Set? ok. It's ok, i just think that my mother is just ok with me, like that song ya know? "Jesus is just ok with me, jesus is just ok, OK!"

:-) :-)

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I totally believe this happened.

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>"I was completely inside." Lobster diver survives being swallowed by humpback whale off coast of Cape Cod.

Man recounts harrowing tail of going home with a fat chick at the local dive bar.

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I dub him: Sir Ambergris.

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