This fucking guy:

• Ten years ago, while traveling in Costa Rica, he was a passenger in a small plane that crashed in the jungle, killing the pilot, co-pilot and a passenger. Packard sustained multiple serious injuries to his abdomen and upper body. The rescuers that found the remaining five passengers after two nights in the jungle said they wouldn’t have survived another night.

That's wild. I'm glad he didn't have to cut himself out. When I was a commercial fisherman working around a lot of nets and ropes I would keep a knife strapped on both arms both legs and front and back waist. I couldn't imagine getting sucked up by a whale. Good thing he had air on him already.

Pun:

What do you call a whale in a sinking boat?

He sounds like an Audie Murphy type of guy that keeps ending up in crazy situations and somehow surviving.

In my estimation, it's an axiomatic presupposition that Packard needs adopt the archetypal Jonah/Geppeto moniker since he experienced first hand effects of injecting himself into the Lobster Dominance Hierarchy. Bucko.

This same thing is experienced when @LurkedForever's mother gives blowjobs.

I totally believe this happened.

>"I was completely inside." Lobster diver survives being swallowed by humpback whale off coast of Cape Cod.

Man recounts harrowing tail of going home with a fat chick at the local dive bar.

I dub him: Sir Ambergris.