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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] 0 pt

hypoxia would cause these issues, so it may be accurate.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

My guess is he cooks in the evening and a CO leak from the flue knocks him out and he leaves the oven on. The smoke alarm goes through some sort of daily reset routine at midnight and is triggered by the smoke from the oven. The CO is making him hallucinate even the next morning as it lingers in the brain.

[–] 5 pts

Yep. I had a leak once. Shot got really crazy. I thought my cat was talking to me, my landlord was breaking into the home that I own, and I kept pestering people for dick pics on the internet. I think I fixed it, but still, I swear. Every now and then my cat asks for the rent and tells me to log into voat as maroon something and ask for dick pics.

[–] 1 pt

could it be more of an obvious troll?

[–] 1 pt

You must be a young one. Strange things can happen in life.

[–] 4 pts

not sure if you are a troll or just retarded, either way fuck off you absolute faggot

[–] 0 pt

It's yahoo answers. It's a troll or stupidity.

[–] 1 pt

Dear Anonymous, Sorry to tell you that not seeing yourself in the mirror means you are dead. Your spirit is trying to go on doing things but your body is in the morgue or cemetery.

[–] 1 pt

Face it dude. You've become a fucking vampire!

[–] 0 pt

Honestly, you've watched too much Talmudvision.