Too Long Because You Are Lazy.
ET runs out of gas at earth.
Can only fly around short distances.
Figures out English and starts posting to /x/ on 4chan.
Everyone cries LARP
People ask for proof.
ET says ok.
People ask to fly someplace and take a picture.
takes a few for ET to figure it out.
Somebody says.. the moon... ET says OK 10 minutes.
10 min later Picture of the moon from a non standard angle.
People start yelling out earth coords. Go here.
ET goes there and posts pictures of earth areas. Clouds. Land. But these are not Satellite pics.
go here. done
go there done
One guy says ET fly over my house real low so I can see you and take a picture.
... done
Guy is freaking out....
there is more
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