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Too Long Because You Are Lazy.

ET runs out of gas at earth.

Can only fly around short distances.

Figures out English and starts posting to /x/ on 4chan.

Everyone cries LARP

People ask for proof.

ET says ok.

People ask to fly someplace and take a picture.

takes a few for ET to figure it out.

Somebody says.. the moon... ET says OK 10 minutes.

10 min later Picture of the moon from a non standard angle.

People start yelling out earth coords. Go here.

ET goes there and posts pictures of earth areas. Clouds. Land. But these are not Satellite pics.

go here. done

go there done

One guy says ET fly over my house real low so I can see you and take a picture.

... done

Guy is freaking out....

there is more

Too Long Because You Are Lazy. ET runs out of gas at earth. Can only fly around short distances. Figures out English and starts posting to /x/ on 4chan. Everyone cries LARP People ask for proof. ET says ok. People ask to fly someplace and take a picture. takes a few for ET to figure it out. Somebody says.. the moon... ET says OK 10 minutes. 10 min later Picture of the moon from a non standard angle. People start yelling out earth coords. Go here. ET goes there and posts pictures of earth areas. Clouds. Land. But these are not Satellite pics. go here. done go there done One guy says ET fly over my house real low so I can see you and take a picture. ... done Guy is freaking out.... there is more

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