Holy shit
Holy shit
Too Long Because You Are Lazy.
ET runs out of gas at earth.
Can only fly around short distances.
Figures out English and starts posting to /x/ on 4chan.
Everyone cries LARP
People ask for proof.
ET says ok.
People ask to fly someplace and take a picture.
takes a few for ET to figure it out.
Somebody says.. the moon... ET says OK 10 minutes.
10 min later Picture of the moon from a non standard angle.
People start yelling out earth coords. Go here.
ET goes there and posts pictures of earth areas. Clouds. Land. But these are not Satellite pics.
go here. done
go there done
One guy says ET fly over my house real low so I can see you and take a picture.
... done
Guy is freaking out....
there is more
Too Long Because You Are Lazy.
ET runs out of gas at earth.
Can only fly around short distances.
Figures out English and starts posting to /x/ on 4chan.
Everyone cries LARP
People ask for proof.
ET says ok.
People ask to fly someplace and take a picture.
takes a few for ET to figure it out.
Somebody says.. the moon... ET says OK 10 minutes.
10 min later Picture of the moon from a non standard angle.
People start yelling out earth coords. Go here.
ET goes there and posts pictures of earth areas. Clouds. Land. But these are not Satellite pics.
go here. done
go there done
One guy says ET fly over my house real low so I can see you and take a picture.
... done
Guy is freaking out....
there is more
Interesting read
Interesting read
It became crap when he brought up the Bible. Not because it was the "Bible", but because...how the fuck does he know what the Bible was?
It became crap when he brought up the Bible. Not because it was the "Bible", but because...how the fuck does he know what the Bible was?
Also did not know what google was but learned from the internet But hey Who can fathom the alien mind. Said its translator was not perfect.
Also did not know what google was but learned from the internet
But hey
Who can fathom the alien mind.
Said its translator was not perfect.
OK fine, you can use our gas pump.
OK fine, you can use our gas pump.
Super advanced alien craft with primitive camera ability
Super advanced alien craft with primitive camera ability
If i were an ayyylmao id post to /x/ when my shit ran out of gas
If i were an ayyylmao id post to /x/ when my shit ran out of gas
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