Some guy.. .whistleblower is dropping Alien truthbombs
Guy was on the other night did not think much about it.. but now with photos.
4chan thread
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/302388226
best pic original ping.
https://files.catbox.moe/ewk06n.png
Ran through fotoforensics ELA
https://files.catbox.moe/mkss1w.JPG
GIF .. I assume to be Ganymede
https://files.catbox.moe/najeb3.gif
Another
https://files.catbox.moe/g51889.png
Ummm orbital... blurry..ish.
https://files.catbox.moe/4jojpy.gif
LISTEN TO THE FM SIGNAL FROM GANYMEDE
What do you think it's for?
It's function is not known. It's only been observed a few times
What's the signal for?
It's for local use. You're not sending intergalactic messages on wifi, even if it is very good wifi. Best guess is for drones.
Drones?
Best guess. We haven't found any. But they'd be too small to see from here anyway and it's not like Juno can catch any outside of pure luck
Any messages to their homeworld?
No signals sent out of solar system. Doesn't look like it could if it wanted to.
So have you gone there?
No. Juno just happened to get lucky.
It looks like a fucking Barney Dinosaur
Yes
Why post to 4chan
Because no one will believe it, so China won't get curious.
What caused the impact?
Fuck if I know. How would we know it even is an impact?
*Technically speaking, a giant purple rock emitting wifi doesn't have to be aliens.
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