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My toaster keeps screaming red rum when I toast bread. What do?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Put your dick in the toaster to show it who's boss. Pro tip: make sure it's plugged in.

[–] • 1 pt

That's how you make Texas toast. You aren't tricking me again

[–] • 1 pt

My toaster just makes toast. I feel left out.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I put a knife in the toaster when I was a kid to get the toast out (it was stuck) I got shocked as and the knife turned bright red. Memories.

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I don't know about toasters but I do know for sure that demons are attracted to printers.