LOL The list goes on... I once shagged a stray chick on the bed that belonged to my mistress - while I had a "serious" girlfriend. As in, I had a girlfriend. I kept a mistress in an apartment. I shagged some stray chick on the bed. Which was kind of strange, 'cause I'd had plenty of chicks in the bed with that mistress. However, this one was different - 'cause I was "cheating on her." I'm pretty sure that was the same occasion that got me busted by that chick - the mistress. She went ballistic and it was pretty impressive. I got busted by that chick - many times. Ol' Buddha used to live it up pretty fucking hard. Let's just say that I can't do cocaine every day - but I can do a whole lot of it in just a few days. I've tamed - a lot. The current missus, she's a replacement in a long line of women that I called "the missus." She is the first one - unless I did so when I was like 15 or 16 but I forget - that I've ever actually told I'd be fully committed to them. She's pretty cool, usually. So, I'm getting old and I should probably settle down. We've been together fewer than six years. I'm not actually sure how many - but she could tell you. I know it's less than six!