This would be the most awesome way to discover bigfoot. Cops decide to stop by the next next at 8pm "Uh, Bob, you seeing what I'm seeing?" "The eight foot Sasquatch on that guys front step?" "Yep." "Is there a way we can call this in without chief thinking we're drunk?" "How bout we just shoot it and say it was reaching for a gun?" "Reachin from where?" "It's a goddamn Yeti, does it matter?" "Fuck it, that thing will look awesome in the lobby of the station, load up."