Other wasteful projects in the 'Festivus' report: A $10,000 for ice skating drag queens, a $12 million Las Vegas pickleball complex project and $108,000 for on a non-functioning, long-abandoned hotel in the Caribbean - all courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.
'$6.9M studying ‘smart toilets’ that recognize the user’s ‘anal print’ Soon all toilets are smart toilets? If someone's asshole print matches the database they'll be able to find him? Imagine presenting that evidence to a jury.
$2.3M for the NIH to inject dogs with cocaine
$118,000 to study if a metal replica robot of Marvel Comics’ Thanos could really snap his fingers
$75,000 in grants on a Harvard study on lizards being blown off trees with leaf blowers
Don't forget that time the USA sent a few million to Iran for "gender studies".
This report should probably also include ALL funding to Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Africa, etc...
Elon said Kikeistan is off the table and won't touch that, of course.
Lame and gay. That would be a instant savings of tens of billions of dollars per year.