There is no fixing it. It's like trying to find your reset button on the router. OK, I've located the hole. I can't press it with my god given phalanges. I need a tool. OK, I've found a paper clip and bent out a prong. Inserting... BAP! FUCKING CAT! WTF! Get back here with that! Scurrying and stomping about Cat has paperclip in their mouth like it's a hummingbird they just caught out of the air. AAAAAHHH!
Give up. Declare nuclear war and flip every single breaker in the house at once by flipping the 200amp main. The cable modem needed a restart anyway.
In the distance you hear wailing and gnashing of teeth. Walking in the microwave says hello with a blinking 12:00.
There is no fixing it. It's like trying to find your reset button on the router. OK, I've located the hole. I can't press it with my god given phalanges. I need a tool. OK, I've found a paper clip and bent out a prong. Inserting... BAP! FUCKING CAT! WTF! Get back here with that! *Scurrying and stomping about* Cat has paperclip in their mouth like it's a hummingbird they just caught out of the air. AAAAAHHH!
Give up. Declare nuclear war and flip every single breaker in the house at once by flipping the 200amp main. The cable modem needed a restart anyway.
In the distance you hear wailing and gnashing of teeth. Walking in the microwave says hello with a blinking 12:00.
That sounds so very specific I wish there was video of it.
That sounds so very specific I wish there was video of it.
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