No way
No way
No way
It's a conspiracy theory that StarTrek was filmed on Earth. I should know.
We know.
Bullshit. I once spent a week on Venus and it just so happened to be the same week that were doing some filming on Star Trek Movie 7B.
DIdja fly up there on your own after a few puffs?
And a few pills.
I understand. Those little red pills are my mojo in the spring.
No way this could've happened on Earth.

Got me. Thants good.**