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I gave it 3 episodes to see how bad it was going to get.

Takeaways:

  • Sandniggers/Tuskan Raiders are good and wise.
  • Star Wars now has young adult cyberpunks complete with colorful augmentations.
  • Diversity is our strength, particularly white females with black males.
  • White male cyberpunks get no lines and the one they show again gets showcased failing spectacularly and comically while the nigger in the same situation recovers smoothly and without issue.
  • Edit: Wookies also now come in a giant nigger with dreadlocks variation

It has portrayed the literal sandniggers of Star Wars (Tuskan Raiders) as being wise, honorable, generous, caring and mystical.

They have now injected cyberpunk into Star Wars by introducing a cyberpunk gang of insolent teenagers, er, 'young adults' riding shitty-looking 'bikes' of differing, bright, shiny colors with chrome handlebars and trim. Boba Fett of course hires them to be his body guards... Yeah, Boba Fett hired some smartass, diverse teenagers riding pimped-out fagmobile cyberpunk scooters to be his body guards.

The young adult cyberpunk 'gang' is introduced as consisting of: - 1 light-skinned female who is strong, capable and a smartass with a shiny, painted, robotic arm. Her weapon is a knife. - 1 nigger male who has one eye, er, who is monocularly-enhanced with a robotic eye. His weapon is a pistol -surprise, surprise- and a mechanical hydraulic foot with a spike heel. - 1 fag-looking, light-skinned male with one cyberpunk robotic eye ala Kano from Mortal Kombat. He has no lines and is not seen again in the episode. - 1 light-skinned male who looks like he's LARPing as a steampunk version of Harry Potter. His weapon seems to just be a blowtorch up his sleeve. - 1 American Indian, sandnigger, or possibly east-Asian male. His cyberpunk gear is an electrically-charged spiked rope. He has no lines in the episode, but apart from the feminist and the nigger he gets the most screentime. - 1 nigger female that is not shown again in the episode - 1 light-skinned female with teal hair who has no lines. Looks kind of kikeish to me. She is seen only briefly again later in the episode. Her weapon is a pathetic little baton that throws off a few red sparks when it hits something.

Light-skinned, strong, smartass female and male niggerclops seem to be co-leaders...because of course.

There is a slow-motion car chase through Mos Espa on Tatooine of these 'scooters' chasing a 'car'. The chasers consist of: - the strong, capable, smartass, female - the male niggerclops - the light-skinned Harry Potter LARPer - the light-skinned female #2 with the teal hair is seen briefly but doesn't do anything during the chase

The 'car' sideswipes the nigger and it takes the time to show how capably and smoothly he recovers from it. The 'car' tries to sideswipe the Harry Potter LARPer and doesn't even hit him, but instead causes him to run off the road. It then takes the time to show how pathetically he crashes after he goes flying off to the side - smashes through a painting, then flips over a table and ends with a face of sand. Strong, capable, smartass female outsmarts the 'car' driver and brings the chase to an end.


EDIT I forgot, there's also a giant nigger wookie with dreadlocks. I may not be up on the details of Star Wars canon, but I don't recall this being one of the forms of wookie.

I gave it 3 episodes to see how bad it was going to get. Takeaways: - Sandniggers/Tuskan Raiders are good and wise. - Star Wars now has young adult cyberpunks complete with colorful augmentations. - Diversity is our strength, particularly white females with black males. - White male cyberpunks get no lines and the one they show again gets showcased failing spectacularly and comically while the nigger in the same situation recovers smoothly and without issue. - Edit: Wookies also now come in a giant nigger with dreadlocks variation It has portrayed the literal sandniggers of Star Wars (Tuskan Raiders) as being wise, honorable, generous, caring and mystical. They have now injected cyberpunk into Star Wars by introducing a cyberpunk gang of insolent teenagers, er, 'young adults' riding shitty-looking 'bikes' of differing, bright, shiny colors with chrome handlebars and trim. Boba Fett of course hires them to be his body guards... Yeah, Boba Fett hired some smartass, diverse teenagers riding pimped-out fagmobile cyberpunk scooters to be his body guards. The young adult cyberpunk 'gang' is introduced as consisting of: - 1 light-skinned female who is strong, capable and a smartass with a shiny, painted, robotic arm. Her weapon is a knife. - 1 nigger male who has one eye, er, who is monocularly-enhanced with a robotic eye. His weapon is a pistol -surprise, surprise- and a mechanical hydraulic foot with a spike heel. - 1 fag-looking, light-skinned male with one cyberpunk robotic eye ala Kano from Mortal Kombat. He has no lines and is not seen again in the episode. - 1 light-skinned male who looks like he's LARPing as a steampunk version of Harry Potter. His weapon seems to just be a blowtorch up his sleeve. - 1 American Indian, sandnigger, or possibly east-Asian male. His cyberpunk gear is an electrically-charged spiked rope. He has no lines in the episode, but apart from the feminist and the nigger he gets the most screentime. - 1 nigger female that is not shown again in the episode - 1 light-skinned female with teal hair who has no lines. Looks kind of kikeish to me. She is seen only briefly again later in the episode. Her weapon is a pathetic little baton that throws off a few red sparks when it hits something. Light-skinned, strong, smartass female and male niggerclops seem to be co-leaders...because of course. There is a slow-motion car chase through Mos Espa on Tatooine of these 'scooters' chasing a 'car'. The chasers consist of: - the strong, capable, smartass, female - the male niggerclops - the light-skinned Harry Potter LARPer - the light-skinned female #2 with the teal hair is seen briefly but doesn't do anything during the chase The 'car' sideswipes the nigger and it takes the time to show how capably and smoothly he recovers from it. The 'car' tries to sideswipe the Harry Potter LARPer and doesn't even hit him, but instead causes him to run off the road. It then takes the time to show how pathetically he crashes after he goes flying off to the side - smashes through a painting, then flips over a table and ends with a face of sand. Strong, capable, smartass female outsmarts the 'car' driver and brings the chase to an end. - https://files.catbox.moe/4bswy6.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/9en4a8.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/ln08ld.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/jo41gb.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/uw5wjf.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/3as7mn.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/fe28m8.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/2yp0wy.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/e9g6hd.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/x2jdm9.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/mqc6fp.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/g1opao.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/ttdap2.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/ognt85.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/yids82.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/gm5kvi.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/a0nyii.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/dwbeud.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/rf9z2a.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/3ma59c.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/rnilgj.jpg --- **EDIT** I forgot, there's also a giant nigger wookie with dreadlocks. I may not be up on the details of Star Wars canon, but I don't recall this being one of the forms of wookie. - https://files.catbox.moe/57slfl.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/7l6694.jpg - https://files.catbox.moe/wfescn.jpg

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