I remember watching sumo a few years ago. There was this Westerner, a white guy from Europe, I believe, who didn't have any fat on him. The Japs gave him a Jap name. He looked really strange next to these mountains of blubber, but he beat every single sumo wrestler he faced. He was quicker and had better balance. The Japs probably didn't like him because he exposed their sport for what it really is -- a joke.