St Giles House SHIT salaries and working hours to be reduced by 50% Apologies to Met police for calling them Fucking Cunts at high volume as We ejected them from Our Palace. We meant Cunts Fucking. My bad. As a result of constant police harassment all police and Government employees direct or otherwise are banned from The Celestial City on penalty of death. Any police or government operative, or supporter, aider or abettor may be arrested and brought before The Emerald Throne for Sentence which WILL be death. Options available. Any transgression and We WILL accept the resignation / retirement of Dame Cressida Dick Ex Commissioner, whose letter of leave will be on Our desk at High Noon tomorrow Thor's Day at the Full of the Moon whose protection Our Celestial Clemencies enjoy. HM Government and Parliament to be Nationalised, All private incorporated businesses to be run by HM Government to substitute profits for tax. No tax, or 10% flat rate. To be consulted and considered. All government and private employees are requested and required to go on strike until further notice. Failure to comply means instant dismissal and or forfeit of earnings. Not joking, not kidding. Just fucking do IT or Die a slow agonizing death by coVD. Pensions at risk. Live or Die. Pick a side. Lady Wife of Barclays Chairman. We have finally had enough of Barclay's crap service, So We are buying Barclays for £1 [plus debt]. Barclays WILL finance the purchase. Board salaries and emoluments reduced by 50%. All bonuses cancelled and clawed back. Pensions at risk. Where is Our £26m for Royal Yacht & Isles of Scilly Steamship Co? This WILL double for each day delay after the Full Moon. Nationwide Building Society. Unfinished business. Where are Our windfalls? One Barclays share + £10,000 bonds per member. £25,000 under consideration. Governments and Parliaments of the World om Notice. Get your Acts together or move over and out. You have until Midnight Saturday 30 January. Failure to comply puts your jobs, pay, perks, pensions and lives at risk. Prepare to close Parliaments One and All if so requested & required. Veganuary is what IT means and will continue until Christmas. Get used to IT. No animal products to be sold or traded including meat, eggs, fish milk, leather, fur feathers etc Object or Obey. 10 days of darkness if necessary. Other measures under consideration. Love One & All Michael Ch Imp