Ever since Bezos lost the NASA contract and then sued, there has been a continuous campaign against SpaceX and Elon Musk, me thinks “jewy” things are afoot!

This article exists because of the Russian satellite hunter mssile launch couple weeks ago.

For anyone wondering, "very close" means 5.5 kilometers which is 3.42 miles for any of our Liberian poalers that might be reading this.

Just fucking abandon it already.