If that's a 7ft doorway she's 8ft. This shit is fake and gay. With that said, would smash.

But upon further inspection, I believe that's a 5ft door frame. With the way it scales to items nearby it's obviously undersized.

Does your wife know you posted her? It's just that I don't want to hear you had another accident. Remember what happened last time.

Ya thats a tall drink of water!

I'm in favour of this.